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….this happened….

this is so insanely cute! “she’s playing with me, now”

sitbeforeflowers:

yesdarlingido:

hopefisch:

achingforcomposure:

sexweb:

i don’t get str8 men

Please tell me this isn’t real

no thank you

WHAT THE HELL!? I’m going to find them, walk into their house without knocking, slap that potato out of his hands, read Song of Solomon out loud from cover to cover and then lock them in a room together so they can act out all of their flippin’ Biblical “bedroom thoughts.” Lord have mercy!

oh my zsjbsjkahsshaalshhasdfhfsa

….”bedroom thoughts?” SERIOUSLY?!?!? there is NO way this is going to end well. they need to just have sex already. God created it FOR marriage, and for a reason. it isn’t “double holy” to not have sex with your spouse. it’s a failure to receive the God-given gift. 

sitbeforeflowers:

yesdarlingido:

hopefisch:

achingforcomposure:

sexweb:

i don’t get str8 men

Please tell me this isn’t real

no thank you

WHAT THE HELL!? I’m going to find them, walk into their house without knocking, slap that potato out of his hands, read Song of Solomon out loud from cover to cover and then lock them in a room together so they can act out all of their flippin’ Biblical “bedroom thoughts.” Lord have mercy!

oh my zsjbsjkahsshaalshhasdfhfsa

….”bedroom thoughts?” SERIOUSLY?!?!? there is NO way this is going to end well. they need to just have sex already. God created it FOR marriage, and for a reason. it isn’t “double holy” to not have sex with your spouse. it’s a failure to receive the God-given gift. 

RIP my friend <3

reasonsmysoniscrying:

“I wouldn’t buy her the “dolly” movie for Christmas.”Submitted By:  Dede B.Location: Washington, United States 

reasonsmysoniscrying:

“I wouldn’t buy her the “dolly” movie for Christmas.”
Submitted By:  Dede B.
Location: Washington, United States